This is excellent...
A mouse looked through the crack
in the wall to see the farmer and
his wife open a package.
What food might this contain?'
The mouse wondered -
he was devastated to discover it
was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning:
There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, 'Mr.Mouse,
I can tell this is a grave concern
to you, but it is of no consequence to me.
I cannot be bothered by it.'
The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'
The pig sympathized, but said, I am
so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there
is nothing I can do about it but pray.
Be assured you are in my prayers.'
The mouse turned to
the cow and said
'There is a mousetrap in the house!
There is a mousetrap in the house!'
The cow said, 'Wow, Mr. Mouse.
I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose.'
So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected,
to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the
sound of a mousetrap catching its
prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see
what was caught. In the darkness,
she did not see it was a venomous
snake whose tail the trap had caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife.
The farmer rushed her to the hospital
and she returned home with a fever.
Everyone knows you treat a fever
with fresh chicken soup, so the
farmer took his hatchet to the
farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued,
so friends and neighbors came to
sit with her around the clock.
To feed them, the farmer
butchered thepig.
The farmer's wife did not get well;
she died.
So many people came for her funeral,
the farmer had the cow slaughtered
to provide enough meat for all
of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from
his crack in the wall with great sadness.
So, the next time you hear someone
is facing a problem and think it
doesn't concern you, remember --
when one of us is threatened,
we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey
called life. We must keep an eye out
for one another and make an extra
effort to encourage one another.
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO
HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT
AND LET THEM KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.
REMEMBER,,,,
EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD
IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;
OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.
One of the best things to hold
onto in this world is a friend
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
man always smart
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant
Demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
Amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their
Marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you
Know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me
Drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that
Start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking
Sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from,
And let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note
To the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be
Understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her
Note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I
Didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm
Sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the
Bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make
Sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
Upstairs."
Demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the
Amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their
Marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey, you
Know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me
Drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that
Start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking
Sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from,
And let me know if my request is too demanding of you."
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note
To the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be
Understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her
Note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, "Baby, I
Didn't realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm
Sorry.
I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the
Bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make
Sure that we are on the same page.
1. TUESDAY
2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you
Upstairs."
advantage of sex
1. Sex is good to lose or maintain your weight.
Why torture yourself at the gym every week while having sex you can lose an easy 200 calories? Sex makes your muscles stronger, you get more flexible and you’ll have a better condition. And at the same time you’ll have a nice personal trainer. Isn’t that a nice idea? But if you really want to maintain weight; don’t get pregnant women.
2. Sex relieves pain
And for you women who complain about headaches so much; Sex helps! Not only for headaches because it relieves pain when have you your period too. But not too many men or women like to have sex when the women are bleeding to death. Except for those two pains, it also helps when you got back aches. The reason it relieves pain with woman, is that their pain level gets much higher when they have sex. Or they don’t think about their pains anymore while enjoying the sex. So men, no more pain killers by the bed to try to convince your woman to have sex.
3. Sex reduces stress
Yes, sex is relaxing. Your less tensed It doesn’t matter if you’re having sex on your own with mister bunny with someone else. Hormones make you feel warm and relaxed. And say it yourself. What’s more relaxing than having sex after a stressful day at work or with your in laws?
4. Sex is good for your immune system
People who are sexual active become less times sick. Sex reinforces your natural immune system and makes your body defend itself easier against viruses and other unwanted intruders. Why do I think about a phone call of my mother in law who wanted to come over and I told her she couldn’t because I was going to have sex with her son?
Also when you’re having an orgasm, the hormone prolactine is relieved and this can be used with Parkinson and Alzheimer.
5. Sex is good for your heart
Yes there is more than omega 5 butter. Sex is good for your heart. It makes your blood run trough all your veins and lowers the cholesterol lowers your blood pressure and in that way it can prevent heart attacks. At least when you’re in good health to start with and don’t need to use too much Viagra.
6. Sex is good for your self confidence and good for intimacy
When you have sex on a regular basis when you’re in a relationship, it will make you feel more connected to each other and the intimacy will grow. The warmth and intimacy will make you feel more self confident. What a bunch of hormones can do to you, right?
7. Sex improves sleeping
Sex(and masturbation) can make you sleep better. Like I wrote before in, http://hubpages.com/hub/Bye-bye-insomnia--hello-sex, it’s good when you have insomnia. The physical effort you put into having sex and the hormones that are released when you’re having sex, make you feel drowsy, relaxed and then their often is no trouble getting into sleep.
8. Sex will keep you young and vital
Like my grandfather said when he was 90 and had a 55 year old girlfriend; Sex keeps you young and vital. You feel loved at your most vulnerable moment and feel good about that and start acting feeling great. That old man started jumping around the house after a good night of uhhh… sleep.
9. Sex is good for your mood
Feeling depressed? Had a bad day at the office? Stop being moody. Sex is the answer. Because of the hormones that get released after an orgasm, you feel much better and the day looks much brighter than it did at first.
10. Sex reduces the risks of cancer
There have been studies finding connections between sexual activity and reduced cases of cancer. Men who had regular sex seemed to have less chances of cancer. I’m talking about prostate cancer. A man, who ejaculates regulary, has less chance to get prostate cancer than men who don’t use that “thing” enough or don’t use it at all.
Sex is just healthy
As you see, sex is just a healthy thing for yourself or for the relationship you’re in. Your body is responding in a positive way on sexual activity. So when you want to go to the gym next time, maybe you’ll think about spending an evening at home instead. Just enjoy together, but remember at the same time also, a good relationship is not all about sex. It’s not that easy hé?
Why torture yourself at the gym every week while having sex you can lose an easy 200 calories? Sex makes your muscles stronger, you get more flexible and you’ll have a better condition. And at the same time you’ll have a nice personal trainer. Isn’t that a nice idea? But if you really want to maintain weight; don’t get pregnant women.
2. Sex relieves pain
And for you women who complain about headaches so much; Sex helps! Not only for headaches because it relieves pain when have you your period too. But not too many men or women like to have sex when the women are bleeding to death. Except for those two pains, it also helps when you got back aches. The reason it relieves pain with woman, is that their pain level gets much higher when they have sex. Or they don’t think about their pains anymore while enjoying the sex. So men, no more pain killers by the bed to try to convince your woman to have sex.
3. Sex reduces stress
Yes, sex is relaxing. Your less tensed It doesn’t matter if you’re having sex on your own with mister bunny with someone else. Hormones make you feel warm and relaxed. And say it yourself. What’s more relaxing than having sex after a stressful day at work or with your in laws?
4. Sex is good for your immune system
People who are sexual active become less times sick. Sex reinforces your natural immune system and makes your body defend itself easier against viruses and other unwanted intruders. Why do I think about a phone call of my mother in law who wanted to come over and I told her she couldn’t because I was going to have sex with her son?
Also when you’re having an orgasm, the hormone prolactine is relieved and this can be used with Parkinson and Alzheimer.
5. Sex is good for your heart
Yes there is more than omega 5 butter. Sex is good for your heart. It makes your blood run trough all your veins and lowers the cholesterol lowers your blood pressure and in that way it can prevent heart attacks. At least when you’re in good health to start with and don’t need to use too much Viagra.
6. Sex is good for your self confidence and good for intimacy
When you have sex on a regular basis when you’re in a relationship, it will make you feel more connected to each other and the intimacy will grow. The warmth and intimacy will make you feel more self confident. What a bunch of hormones can do to you, right?
7. Sex improves sleeping
Sex(and masturbation) can make you sleep better. Like I wrote before in, http://hubpages.com/hub/Bye-bye-insomnia--hello-sex, it’s good when you have insomnia. The physical effort you put into having sex and the hormones that are released when you’re having sex, make you feel drowsy, relaxed and then their often is no trouble getting into sleep.
8. Sex will keep you young and vital
Like my grandfather said when he was 90 and had a 55 year old girlfriend; Sex keeps you young and vital. You feel loved at your most vulnerable moment and feel good about that and start acting feeling great. That old man started jumping around the house after a good night of uhhh… sleep.
9. Sex is good for your mood
Feeling depressed? Had a bad day at the office? Stop being moody. Sex is the answer. Because of the hormones that get released after an orgasm, you feel much better and the day looks much brighter than it did at first.
10. Sex reduces the risks of cancer
There have been studies finding connections between sexual activity and reduced cases of cancer. Men who had regular sex seemed to have less chances of cancer. I’m talking about prostate cancer. A man, who ejaculates regulary, has less chance to get prostate cancer than men who don’t use that “thing” enough or don’t use it at all.
Sex is just healthy
As you see, sex is just a healthy thing for yourself or for the relationship you’re in. Your body is responding in a positive way on sexual activity. So when you want to go to the gym next time, maybe you’ll think about spending an evening at home instead. Just enjoy together, but remember at the same time also, a good relationship is not all about sex. It’s not that easy hé?
the value of love is expensive than the value of one hour
*************************************************************************************************
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year
old
son waiting for him at the door.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the
man
said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an
hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you
can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march
yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are
being
so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little
boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to
think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and
he
really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the
little boy's room and opened the door.
'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the
man.
'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the
$25
you asked for.'
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he
yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his
father.
'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father
grumbled.
'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come
home
early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged
for his forgiveness.
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should
not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time
with
those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember
to
share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace
us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will
feel
the loss for the rest of their lives.
Please don't break this even if you only send it to one person. Thanks
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year
old
son waiting for him at the door.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.
SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'
DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the
man
said angrily.
SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an
hour?'
DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'
SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'
The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you
can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march
yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are
being
so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little
boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to
think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and
he
really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the
little boy's room and opened the door.
'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.
'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the
man.
'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the
$25
you asked for.'
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he
yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his
father.
'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father
grumbled.
'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.
'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come
home
early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged
for his forgiveness.
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should
not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time
with
those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember
to
share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace
us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will
feel
the loss for the rest of their lives.
Please don't break this even if you only send it to one person. Thanks
This is attitude
IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS.
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .
IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.
THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
A WISE MAN SAID :
AIR IS EVERYWHERE,
BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT
ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO :
EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON
LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........
IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS "
BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.
"You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away."
“I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand..”
Chinese proverb
“The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.”
"Winners don't do different things...
They do things differently...."
IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .
IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE.
THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ....... BECAUSE OF EGO
WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ?
A WISE MAN SAID :
AIR IS EVERYWHERE,
BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT
ANY DOUBT....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO :
EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON
LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........
IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.
THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS "
BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.
"You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away."
“I hear and I forget.
I see and I remember.
I do and I understand..”
Chinese proverb
“The greatest waste in the world is the difference between what we are and what we could become.”
"Winners don't do different things...
They do things differently...."
resume of ilaya thalapathi
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Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Email: killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +910000000000
----------------------------------------------------------
Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters, gradually reduce the normal death rate and increase the suicide deaths.
Preofessio'nil' Experience:
• 21 years in Tamil Industry.
• Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
• Mass roles- 1989(4 flops)
• Lead role- 1996- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)
Acting Skills:
• Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
• Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
• Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI).
• Reaching Finals witjout winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)
Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops
Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Tiger of Tamil Nadu
Project Details:
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.
Leadership Skills:
•Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)
Personal Details:
Name: Vijay Joseph
Father (uncle)’s name: SA Chandrasekaran
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight: I Dont know Exactly.
Sex: Intrested
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Languages known: English ( Eg: One day I went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".
The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped me and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ").
DISCLAIMER:
Sorry for the Spelink Micstakes, as don’t know Indian English, I know only foreign English
Ilaya Thalapathy Dr.Vijay Email: killthepeople@suicide.com
Phone: +910000000000
----------------------------------------------------------
Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters, gradually reduce the normal death rate and increase the suicide deaths.
Preofessio'nil' Experience:
• 21 years in Tamil Industry.
• Junior Artist - 1988 (with 1 hit, 9 flops)
• Mass roles- 1989(4 flops)
• Lead role- 1996- till date( 4 hits, 46 flops)
Acting Skills:
• Jumping From One Big Building to another in Air (KURUVI)
• Flying from inside the Sea (SURA)
• Going With Lift inside the sea bed.Never ever seen Hollywood flick stunts.(KURUVI).
• Reaching Finals witjout winnning semifinals(GHILLLI)
Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film
Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops
Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Tiger of Tamil Nadu
Project Details:
1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only.
2. Climbing any mountain with hands.
3. Pulling chair front and catching the runing flight.
Leadership Skills:
•Led a knife to attack the enemy hanging on the plane's shield.(VILLU)
Special Attraction:
1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also
2. Having powerful eyes. (AADHI)
3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews
4. Hitting thigh and talking without opening the mouth(PUNCH DIALOGUES)
Personal Details:
Name: Vijay Joseph
Father (uncle)’s name: SA Chandrasekaran
Age : 21yrs in Industry
Weight: I Dont know Exactly.
Sex: Intrested
Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies
Languages known: English ( Eg: One day I went to a library and asked for a book "Psycho The Rapist".
The Librarian searched for hours and came back ...slapped me and said,
"Idiot, the book is called Psychotherapist ").
DISCLAIMER:
Sorry for the Spelink Micstakes, as don’t know Indian English, I know only foreign English
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