HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
I could not believe this!!! Just try it!
It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and
you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your
foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift
your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it
is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not
already done so. Send it to your friends to frustrate them too!
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
I could not believe this!!! Just try it!
It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and
you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your
foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and
while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift
your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!!
And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it
is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not
already done so. Send it to your friends to frustrate them too!
Friday, March 19, 2010
Great Sayings On Marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
*********
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try
********* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
*********
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
*********
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
*********
The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
*********
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
*********
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
*********
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
*********
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
*********
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
*********
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
*********
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
*********
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
*********
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Anonymous
*********
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
*********
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Gui try
********* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
*********
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
*********
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
*********
The great question.... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
*********
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
*********
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
*********
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
*********
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
*********
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
*********
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
*********
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
*********
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
*********
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Anonymous
*********
33 Facts about Guyz *really very true...................
Girls r surely going to read it
*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
TELL THIS TO ALL GIRLS SO THAT THEY CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND
GUYS
TELL THIS TO GUYS TO LET THEM KNOW THEMSELVES MORE.......
*Belive it or not.......
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat
and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not
thinking the way he is.
4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about .
5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
..... so true.
10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
11. Guys love their moms.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of roses.
13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't
mean that the guy likes her.
14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of
the earth faster than girls can.
17. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
18. Guys are very open about themselves.
19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let
him wait that long.
20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that
much pretty.
22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don't need to give advice ... very true.
23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases
you.
24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
25. Guys think too much.
26. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight
does! ... very true.
28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!
29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is
about girls.
30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.
31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
32. Guys hate girls who overreact.
33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your
relationships.
Doesn't this all make sense?
TELL THIS TO ALL GIRLS SO THAT THEY CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND
GUYS
TELL THIS TO GUYS TO LET THEM KNOW THEMSELVES MORE.......
DIFFERENT WITH MAN AND WOMAN
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
============ ========= ========= ====
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
============ ========= ========= ========
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
CONVERSATION FINISH
**********
============ ========= ========= ====
Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
NOW TWO MEN TALKING
============ ========= ========= ========
Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
CONVERSATION FINISH
**********
MEANING OF MISTAKE ACCORDING TO JOB
TITLE MISTAKE
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH
If a engineer makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW VENTURE
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a NEW INVENTION
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
"MISTAKE"
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH
If a engineer makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW VENTURE
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a NEW INVENTION
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a
"MISTAKE"
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Engineers Describe Women
Woman- As Explained by Engineers
Finally - an explanation of Woman that makes sense to a man:
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