An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (a grocery store in
Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans
of cat food and goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat
and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show
him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home
and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets
suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog
and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Indian to
bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog
food.
Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the manager
to put his hand in the bag.
The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and
immediately takes it out. He shouts at the Indian, What the F*** is
this? Is this shit you idiot?
The Indian calmly replies, Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.
